BULLshit.

I hate when you lie about stupid things like sleeping in favor of chatting on the phone.
I hate talking on the phone, but not to you.

Maybe I'm just paranoid....

Mmeehhh.

You can only say 100% happy for a small amount of time, I guess, and I'm still happy, only maybe 95% now. I don't know why. I've just got this funk goin' on today.

Oh, well.
I want to take a nap with you right now, I think that could bump it back up to 100 in a split second.